I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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