Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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