we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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