literally had 100 drinks last night.
kristin has been a bad kristin
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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