She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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