she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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