Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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