So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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