i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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