my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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