yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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