So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I've blown a few things in my day
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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