i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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