New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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