so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I wish you could order shots online.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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