Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.