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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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  So we're fucking tonight?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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• (845): View more from New York

  she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.

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• (619): View more from California

  He had a step stool to get in to his bed!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!

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