I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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