all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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