I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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