hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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