Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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