I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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