I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
cat food counts as protein by the way
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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