i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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