i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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