tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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