She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I know her cup size but not her name....
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