it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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