when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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