No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
