He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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