well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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