Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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