is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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