Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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