Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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