real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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