The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
