we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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