what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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