Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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