Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
