there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The adults are the big ones right?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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