direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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