I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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