I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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