Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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