dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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