It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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