you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How does one acquire holy water?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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