You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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