Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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