Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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