ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's just like the Real World with babies
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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